treatise on dads

my dad know everything. he is very handy like a swiss army knife. i call my dad when i need to know something. he's like a google or a wikipedia only i don't need to type anything.
earlier some friends and i were questioning whether or not there are giant vultures in argentina so obviously i called my dad. he said that yes, there were indeed giant vultures in argentina and that also, there is evidence of giant primordial life in argentina which may or may not be correlated to these giant vultures.
riiiight?????