treatise on NIOSH

we're painting our office today. and i don't mean like, we have dudes in jumpsuits navigating around our desks with rollers -- i mean WE are actually painting our office. i don't think that's legal by any stretch of the imagination? but everyone is cruising around pretending it's totally K.E.W.L. and like, there are creepy dudes stringing electrical wiring around us whilst we coat gloppy sterile white paint everywhere. somebody please fucking call OSHA